You can't motorboat a personality
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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