You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I know her cup size but not her name....
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