Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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