did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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