Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.