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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...

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  how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Did I show you my penis last night?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.

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• (818): View more from California

  You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds

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