You made me cry and you don't even care
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
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A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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