when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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