You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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