windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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