I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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