I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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