thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
