doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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