well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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