What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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