this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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