You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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