Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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