The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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