I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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