How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
