trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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