sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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