You work out of a Hotel?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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