Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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