the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
do herpes really smell.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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