yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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