If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
