good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
PANTIES FOUND
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
