I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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