He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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