4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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