Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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