you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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