**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Randomize
