I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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