Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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