I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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