There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
you had me at cake vodka
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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