I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
is it fun? or sober?
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