Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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