and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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