nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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