i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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