Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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