idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The feeling are messing with the penis
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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