she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
soo... how was my night?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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