guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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