You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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