I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
