Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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