the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize